We all know she's a Kama Kama Kama Kamaleon, but trying to figure out Kamala's actual religious beliefs really has America stumped.

It's a mystery wrapped up in an enigma.

Well she may be a lizard person and her brain is the size of a pea, so that makes sense.

Rather, she is whomever Obama needs her to be.

She needs to learn to effectively communicate first.

She's basically Gumby.

Well, her husband is Jewish so she already claims that.

Literally, a listless vessel.

Most religions don't excuse liars, after all.

Her religion depends upon what day it is and what audience she is standing in front of.

Bingo!