Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak seems to keep dying. At least, that’s the case if you rely on Twitter for your information. Last week’s claim that Mubarak was dead turned out to be a hoax. Today’s claim seems to focus more on the difference between “dead” and “clinically dead,” with a sizable dollop of humor thrown in for effect.

But wait! Is he alive after all?

Hmm. Is there another option?

And, finally, some perspective: