Val Kilmer must have one wild movie role checklist, don’t you think? He’s played Batman, Iceman, Jim Morrison, Madmartigan, Moses in a musical version of The Ten Commandments, porn-star John Holmes, Simon Templar, Doc Holliday and now Mark Twain.

Yes, really. Mark Twain. In a stage show. In preparation to play Mark Twain in a movie. Hey, it could be really good.