'Surprised its not Florida': Police on the lookout for NC attack monkey Posted at 6:11 pm on March 26, 2015 by Jim J. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter The skyrocketing rate of parking lot monkey attacks is a clear sign of anthropogenic climate change.COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE RT @BiasedGirl: @GaltsGirl This is happening… https://t.co/9GRa1K8pzA— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) March 26, 2015 @scottlincicome @BiasedGirl @GaltsGirl His name is Caesar.— Pradheep Shanker MD (@Neoavatara) March 26, 2015SO IT BEGINS pic.twitter.com/jc4c4OWjXM— Matthew (@Matthops82) March 26, 2015Wait, what? RT @ABC: Search underway for monkey that attacked maintenance worker in North Carolina hospital lot http://t.co/uFXJshqBrJ— Daniel Howley (@DanielHowley) March 26, 2015Surprised its not Florida "Search underway for monkey that attacked worker in North Carolina parking lot http://t.co/zvA06nKA8H” @craigtimes— Jason Altmire (@jasonaltmire) March 26, 2015It's the end! “@ABC: Search for monkey that attacked maintenance worker in North Carolina hospital parking lot: http://t.co/G26CrjIXud”— Eric (@Recently36) March 26, 2015Today is weird af "@ABC: Search underway for monkey that attacked worker in North Carolina hospital parking lot: http://t.co/aCoTXsAl7B”— Arab Mula (@TheArabDiaries) March 26, 2015Monkey attacks maintenance worker in North Carolina hospital lot: CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Police are looking for a monkey… http://t.co/TmvPkl24PO— Winston Salem Now (@winstonsalemnow) March 26, 2015 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Tags: attackCharlottemonkeyNorth Carolina recent stories US News Rep. @AOC, Sen. Gillibrand and other NY Dems call for an *INDEPENDENT* investigation of Andrew Cuomo US News Donald Trump at only 55% in CPAC straw poll for 2024 Media ‘Horrendous mishandling’: Byron York recalls why a media firestorm over Cuomo should have been brewing for a while Show Comments Please enable JavaScript to view the comments powered by Disqus.