Alan Grayson is the creepy Congressman who would probably be voted most likely to end up as an episode of “Criminal Minds.” He must have some equally weird supporters because this contest is like some twisted sweepstakes from a Twilight Zone episode … in Hell.

We guess he didn’t think he could deliver on more desirable “prizes” like a plague of boils or an infestation of flies.

^^^ If you win the grand prize, She’s your date.

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