Talk about pollution. A “river of content” flowing from the White House through is enough to turn anyone into a hardcore environmentalist. A river contaminated with bovine excrement and the rotting corpses of failed socialist policies. We’re all in for a national case of dysentery.

Don’t drink the water.



‘I resign’ dominates Speaker John Boehner’s Twitter wish list for SOTU statements

‘Beautiful, lovely taxes!’ Tweeter finds footage of Obama’s SOTU practice [pics, video]

Seriously, how many #insidesotu pics of White House staffers sitting around do we need to see?

‘Utterly tone deaf and disconnected’: Amanda Carpenter points out the shame of Obama’s SOTU agenda