Everybody panic. Scientists are predicting the apocalypse … again.

Smithsonian offers this helpful infographic on how to survive the coming cataclysm. It’s all about pimping the shockumentary “Mass Extinction: Life at the Brink” that the Smithsonian Channel is airing tonight.

Here’s a clip from “Mass Extinction.”

Oh wait … that’s not it. Here’s the real clip.

Mass extinction is a virtual certainty and it’s all your fault, humanity.

You guys, don’t mock this too hard or else you might give scientists pre-traumatic stress disorder.

Women and minorities hardest hit.