Hillary Clinton was born on October 26, 1947 and the occasion of her cake day presents a great opportunity for sickening puff pieces … or mockery thereof.
She has lived history, people. No one else can say that except for … well … everybody. Nonetheless, that and staying married to a lecherous yet successful adulterer makes her uniquely qualified to become the first president with lady parts.
A history of pantsuit-ery: 6 women who made the pantsuit their own http://t.co/1wyiRjE8mb pic.twitter.com/G8gwVz8qf7
— Glamour Fashion (@glamour_fashion) October 26, 2014
LIFE With Hillary Clinton: Portraits of a Wellesley Grad (Lee Balterman) | 1969http://ti.me/1z4flCF pic.twitter.com/O7upTuSAh9
— LIFE (@LIFE) October 26, 2014
Nice pants. We never knew Wellesley had a clown college.
LIVING HISTORY: Hillary Has Seen A Lot Of Change Over The Last 67 Years [SLIDESHOW] http://t.co/6PTsnDzuNa
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) October 26, 2014
She’s special that way. Most people born in 1947 can’t say that.
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/526412058334867457
@redsteeze In 1947, Hillary Clinton is named after a man who would not become famous until 1953. #HillaryThroughHistory
— Roland le Fartere (@Crapplefratz) October 26, 2014
https://twitter.com/Coondawg68/status/526417797518458880
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/526414230413918209
@redsteeze I like the parts where she summits Everest and dodges snipers. #HillaryThroughHistory
— Comrade Scott (@comradescott) October 26, 2014
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https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/526415138103234560
@redsteeze They also used to tie an onion to their belt because it was the style at the time. #HillaryAbe2016 pic.twitter.com/8qFLZWQJLs
— Starless (@starless941) October 26, 2014
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/526418204185616384
@redsteeze 1947: Shemp becomes the newest member of the Three Stooges #HillaryThroughHistory
— Arréglalo Música (@arreglalo) October 26, 2014
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/526421772351311873
America's top hit song when Hillary was in her crib? "Near You," by Francis Craig & Orchestra #HillaryThroughHistory http://t.co/Zp6bHEEIA3
— Stars and Stripes (@StarznStrypz) October 26, 2014
https://twitter.com/RoseMillsOhio/status/526424687589752832
Ouch.
Also on 1947: The Roswell Incident. Coincidence? #HillaryThroughHistory pic.twitter.com/NtARvFOdgA
— Quantum Flux, PhD. (@QuantumFlux1964) October 26, 2014
Heh.
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