Hillary Clinton was born on October 26, 1947 and the occasion of her cake day presents a great opportunity for sickening puff pieces … or mockery thereof.

Living History Hillary Clinton

She has lived history, people. No one else can say that except for … well … everybody. Nonetheless, that and staying married to a lecherous yet successful adulterer makes her uniquely qualified to become the first president with lady parts.

Nice pants. We never knew Wellesley had a clown college.

She’s special that way. Most people born in 1947 can’t say that.