Forget that he can’t manage to build a website to sell insurance—President Obama is going to fix the planet. He’s got a plan with action items and fancy tweetable graphics and everything.

It’s “worth sharing.”

Electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket. Who said that again?

Sure, that’s reasonable.

Obama can just write an executive order repeal the laws of physics. He’s got a pen and a phone, right?

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