Forget that he can’t manage to build a website to sell insurance—President Obama is going to fix the planet. He’s got a plan with action items and fancy tweetable graphics and everything.
Worth sharing: Get the latest on President Obama's plan to #ActOnClimate → http://t.co/Uf0NUVI3qd pic.twitter.com/9JhQqFLGPr
— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) September 23, 2014
It’s “worth sharing.”
.@WhiteHouse who the fuck would share this
— Thomas “distant” Catterall (@swizzlr) September 23, 2014
@swizzlr but it’s so chock-full of actionable items! </s>
— Samuel Giddins (@segiddins) September 23, 2014
https://twitter.com/EssentialDacome/status/514552610180067328
This will cost families a few thousand dollars more a year. http://t.co/T4jWr4vFkl @WhiteHouse
— Mike (@ThePantau) September 23, 2014
https://twitter.com/babyspittle/status/514553434037436416
#SmartTake. @babyspittle @WhiteHouse
— Mike (@ThePantau) September 23, 2014
https://twitter.com/babyspittle/status/514559575345725440
#SmarterTake. @babyspittle @WhiteHouse
— Mike (@ThePantau) September 23, 2014
.@WhiteHouse You forgot "carbon tax" and taking over what's left of our economy.
— Harriet Baldwin Text Trump 88022 (@HarrietBaldwin) September 23, 2014
Electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket. Who said that again?
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@HarrietBaldwin @WhiteHouse Also forgot "Ruin nations economies" by implementing this "settled science"!
— 2BarkingWesties (@2BarkingWesties) September 23, 2014
https://twitter.com/TSalommy/status/514557322731872256
@WhiteHouse mmm. better, but not quite there yet. how about we go for %100 renewable energy by 2030?
— yishaym (@yishaym) September 23, 2014
Sure, that’s reasonable.
Obama can just write an executive order repeal the laws of physics. He’s got a pen and a phone, right?
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