Ever feel like you’re being punked?

This is a joke right?


No. Seriously.

“Politics fellow covering national security.”

This may be the most unexplainable personnel decision since the Yankees hired George Costanza.

But it nonetheless appears to be true.

Of course, most of Twitter responded to the news with utmost seriousness.




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