Maybe a poorly made bobble-head of David Stern … no, we’re pretty sure that’s creepy Jim Messina.

“What are you doing this week, Grant?”

“Tearing it up in China with my man Jim Messina.”

Yeah, maybe not. It would be like a buddy movie starring Denzel Washington and Crispin Glover. Not happening.

You might think the Chicoms would be more interested in a picture with one of Obama’s chief apparatchiks.

Admit it. You’re dying to know what Messina has written on his hands.



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