Totally not a cult.

Was Obama there? Normal people generally don’t throw birthday parties for someone who isn’t physically in attendance. So, it would seem that Barack Obama’s birthday is like OFA Christmas. Wonder if they sang Obama carols. Actually, strike that. We really don’t want to know.

Any resemblance between this glassy eyed mess and an actual cult is purely coincidental.

Is he talking about the hotdogs?

Did we mention it’s not a cult?