Worse. Definitely worse.

“Can I get me a ‘riding a girls bike in flip flops and khakis’ license?”

Come on, man. It’s even pink.

The photographer was awarded three Purple Hearts just for having to see this in person.

At some point, John Kerry’s eyebrows will be fully vertical.

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Yeah, not so much. More like…

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Either way, Kerry’s picture is even worse than this one of his boss.

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Meanwhile in Russia, Vladimir Putin is all…

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Heh.

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