'Don't think I won't kill you, dwarf': Good one-liners from the Bloom-Bieber brawl

Actor Orlando Bloom allegedly tried to punch Justin Bieber at a party… so white guys can't jump or fight.

— Jeff Dunham (@jeffdunham) July 30, 2014

Orlando Bloom — UFC Legend Offers to Train Actor … We Can Take Bieber!! http://t.co/wPYLQnSgWu

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 30, 2014

That's what came to my mind when I heard about the fight between Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber… #hobbit pic.twitter.com/5i23AkAjm3

— StarWars™Battlefront (@Battlefront_es) July 30, 2014

The Justin Bieber Orlando Bloom story would be a lot cooler if lightsabers were involved.

— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) July 30, 2014

Justin Bieber & Orlando Bloom are fighting in Ibiza. Tiesto is calling for a 3 hour humanitarian cease-fire so he can finish his DJ set.

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) July 30, 2014

Orlando Bloom is 37. He's making out w Selena Gomez and punching Bieber. What's the word for when a person is super sad but also your hero?

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) July 30, 2014

Orlando Bloom didn't try to punch Bieber. It looks like he tried to flick him in the head. That's way, WAY better.

— Stephen Amell (@amellywood) July 30, 2014

THIS GIF OF ORLANDO BLOOM CONFRONTING JUSTIN BIEBER IS AMAZING http://t.co/bPLWpdKUkf

— Jono Yates (@jonoBLITZ) July 30, 2014

Orlando Bloom's career is BACK. Freddie Prinze Jr. and Josh Hartnett are probably looking for Bieber right this moment.

— Josh Keown (@joshkeown) July 30, 2014