Isn’t that wonderful?

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Know who else would probably love hash browns? Kids eating lunch in a school cafeteria.

Let’s take a look at some of the brunch selections at Open City.

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Mmm. Even the Tofu Scramble probably looks better than the lunches Michelle is pushing on school kids.

Or maybe she opted for The Open City Royale. (Seems like a name that would appeal to her.)

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Meanwhile…

Do as I say not as I do.