We should all feel safer knowing that the Central Intelligence Agency is taking their mission very seriously. What level security clearance do you suppose one needs to write derpy jokes for the CIA twitter feed?

Oh goody.

Lies.

They need analysts who can boil covertly acquired intelligence into “top ten” listicles.

That information is only given out on a need to know basis.

We can say that Vladimir Putin is laughing the hardest though.