Because nothing says “real” like a uterus sock puppet with eyelashes. Seriously.

uterus-puppet

The uterus’ twitter bio:

I’m the softer side of Lady Parts Justice. I sing, dance & fight for reproductive freedom. Cross me & I’ll cut a bitch.

Who’s stoked for some tasteless abortion jokes?

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