@redsteeze @StateDept @JohnKerry @TheScienceGuy Can’t talk. Hugging dolphins.
— James M. McGill (@MetricButtload) June 17, 2014
John Kerry is confused. He seems to think he’s the administrator of the fictional National Underwater and Marine Agency from a Clive Cussler potboiler. Bad enough that he chose a week when the world is falling apart to become delusional, but he’s pairing up with Bill Nye (the no actual scientific credentials guy) for an online Q&A called #OceanChat.
Who better to educate the denizens of the interwebz about the ocean than a guy with the personality of a frozen haddock and the human equivalent of Spongebob Squarepants?
Join @JohnKerry and @TheScienceGuy for a Twitter Q&A about #OurOcean2014 at 10am ET 6/17. Ask ?s using #OceanChat! pic.twitter.com/sPu09maeJq
— Department of State (@StateDept) June 16, 2014
@StateDept @JohnKerry @TheScienceGuy You're the State Department, not the EPA.
— Avi Woolf (@AviWoolf) June 16, 2014
@StateDept @JohnKerry @TheScienceGuy The world is coming unhinged and Kerry is still pushing climate change,
— Anthony Bruno (@ajbruno14) June 17, 2014
No thanks, not interested in two guys that have no clue what they are talking about. @StateDept @JohnKerry @TheScienceGuy
— James Humphreys (@BPratto) June 17, 2014
@StateDept @JohnKerry Nothing else in the world happening that concerns you? Good to know
— Erick Brockway (@erickbrockway) June 17, 2014
@StateDept @JohnKerry @TheScienceGuy Q: How can you be wasting your time on this Mr Secretary? #OceanPrat
— Mike B ️ (@nightflyblog) June 17, 2014
What about Iraq ? @StateDept @JohnKerry @TheScienceGuy
— RIP, GOP (@BruceNV) June 17, 2014
Iraq, Ukraine. Ya might wanna concentrate. RT @StateDept Join @JohnKerry & @TheScienceGuy for a Twitter Q&A #OurOcean2014 #OceanChat!
— Scott Lofquist ن (@ScottLofquist) June 17, 2014
Bill Nye is a climatologist, meteorologist, oceanologist and marine biologist.. Or he's none of those things and is actually just an actor.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 17, 2014
And yet as they tror out a children's TV host/comedian actor for their agenda I'm mocked for supposedly being "anti-science".@redsteeze
— Brad Slager (@MartiniShark) June 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/graber429/status/478710761699553280
[email protected] Mood he's not even that. He was an engineer briefly before going into acting.. Because science.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 17, 2014
@redsteeze Bill Nye does a terrific job of reading what is written for him
— yadisneck (@yadisneck) June 17, 2014
John Kerry can't pull his head out of his ass for longer than two minutes to get an answer on Iran right so he meets with Steve Zissou
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 17, 2014
Maybe if they got Bill Murray instead of Bill Nye they might be on to something.
Charge –> #OceanChat
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 17, 2014
There’s a hashtag ripe for hijacking.