If you do, you just might be a left wing barking moon bat.
ZOMG FAUX NEWS!!!
Clever, huh. It’s like “patriots” but with “hate,” get it? Might be over some your heads.
Hey at least there was no National Masturbation Month joke.
(Check her bio, by the way. Classy.)
It’s totally true. We read it in a Southern Poverty Law Center study and stuff.
When you feel apathetic and want to drop out of politics, remember, these people vote.