Cinco de Mayo inspires puns, jokes and general goofiness.
If we made a drinking holiday every time a country beat the French, we'd all be dead.
— Renna (@RennaW) May 5, 2014
Thank you, Cinco de Mayo, for being Spanish for, "Cancel tomorrow." #ThankYouNotes
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) May 5, 2014
Before you post your hilarious Cinco de Mayo pun, remember: all the ones about mayonnaise have been taken, so keep thinking. #CincoDeMayo
— Rae Matthews (@Rae_209) May 5, 2014
— Hellmann's (@Hellmanns) May 5, 2014
Angered by the Spanish condiment tax, Mexican rebels tossed jars of Hellmans® into the sea. #CincoDeMayo
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) May 5, 2014
Just got asked, "when is cinco de mayo" so glad I chose public schools for these 5.
— fuckitfollow (@Nicole39077483) May 5, 2014
It's a bad day to be an avocado ? Happy #CincoDeMayo
— Lauren (@Lvanderkooy929) May 5, 2014
Yesterday was Star Wars Day. People talking like Yoda is normal.
Today is Cinco de Mayo. People talking like Yoda are drunk.
— P Scott Patterson (@OriginalPSP) May 5, 2014
May the fifth of tequila be with you. #CincoDeMayo
— Jonathan Zipper (@MisterJZip) May 5, 2014
Happy Cinco de Mayo, I'm celebrating with Juan Solo.
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) May 5, 2014
@DepressedDarth u should hit up chewbaja
— SuperVision (@ThatSuperVision) May 5, 2014
Happy Cinco de a Mayo, everyone! http://t.co/BTdFbzxAyW
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) May 5, 2014