Internationally-renowned autism expert Dr. Rob Schneider is on call and he’s here to tell you that vaccines — pretty much all vaccines, apparently — are hazardous to your health.

Well, it’s not exactly CNN. It’s actually CNN “iReport” — stories uploaded by random people that are “[n]ot verified by CNN.”

not verified


The story linked by Schneider was posted by “bobbydee2014” of Atlanta.

And if that doesn’t settle the scientific debate, surely these Twitter testimonials will:

The proof is OUT!

If Donald Trump is ever elected president, he won’t have to look far to find his Surgeon General.

Derp dee derp…


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