Millions of teens in full-blown freak-out mode after Zayn Malik posts sexy selfie

Iraq is in crisis, the Taliban are on the attack, and tensions between Ukraine and Russia remain high. But never mind all that. One Direction’s Zayn Malik posted a sexy selfie on Instagram. Swoon!

I CANT STOP CRYING BECAUSE OF HOW PERFECT ZAYN IS?? #ZaynSelfieKilledTheFandom

— kels_bug (@kelsey18089) June 28, 2014

#ZaynSelfieKilledTheFandom LITERALLY CRYING pic.twitter.com/4SsLYqok9c

— alyssa (@alyssagrimaldi8) June 28, 2014

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@zaynmalik Oh my god you give me a heart attack. Thank u so much I'm dead now! #ZaynSelfieKilledTheFandom

— Werewolf (@liambabe1D) June 28, 2014

#ZaynSelfieKilledTheFandom I had a Heart Attack when I see the selfie,PLEASE ZAYN DON'T KILL ME

— I'm Died With NC (@NarryVoice1D) June 28, 2014

Guys!! Are you still there? Or everyone got heart attack? #ZaynSelfieKilledTheFandom pic.twitter.com/Iz5et14pNF

— ???? (@deekei_bear) June 28, 2014

Ovaries explode #ZaynSelfieKilledTheFandom

— angel (@mothertruckerx) June 28, 2014

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