‘Nothing like a good old fashioned TSA groping to really get you in the holiday spirit’

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to get felt up by the TSA. Hey!

— Robbie Stevenson (@robstertweets) December 20, 2013

Nothing like a good old fashioned TSA groping first thing in the morning to really get you in the holiday spirit

— Kate Loichinger (@kateloichinger) December 24, 2013

Getting through all the delays and now that the TSA has properly violated me and any privacy I once had – Im finally heading out to Memphis!

— Scott Feather (@thebigsceet) December 24, 2013

just got felt up by TSA #yourewelcome

— Frannie (@Franson45) December 20, 2013

"If I just show you my boobs can I get on the damn plane?" -Things I've said to the TSA this morning

— Amber Lynn (@amberdontcare) December 18, 2013

Survived the traditional holiday punitive groping by the TSA

— Ben Brainerd (@ben_brainerd) December 21, 2013

[x] Get felt-up by TSA One more crazy #airport shenanigan to check off my list

— Chadwick Harman (@chadwickharman) December 23, 2013

TSA… Holy shit. Every time. Liquids out, shoes off, computer in a tray, let us see your genitals, now hurry up and get outta here.

— Gareth Reynolds (@reynoldsgareth) December 23, 2013

Just got felt up by a TSA agent because my rock revival jeans evidently look suspicious. She could have at least bought me dinner first ?

— Sarah Snyder (@Sarahelaine_13) December 23, 2013

ok.so..I fuckin' /hate/ flyin'… sue me. being groped by TSA assholes isn't my cup of tea.

— {Vampire} Pam (@fangtastic_Pam) December 24, 2013

Just got felt up by a TSA lady. She had to touch my boobs so I raised my arms & said ok but you have to buy me dinner first. She just glared

— Lauren Eshelman (@laureneshelman) December 19, 2013

Successfully received my holiday TSA groping. Next stop: Los Angeles. #ontheroad @ Baltimore /… http://t.co/HEDy8JHIkw

— Gin Minsky (@GinMinsky) December 22, 2013

@fortunefunny naw. I like TSA. it's the only time anyone gets close to my breasts

— tricia lundberg (@Tttea) December 23, 2013

Just got felt up and rubbed down at security check in. That's the most action I've seen in weeks thanks #TSA !

— Mr. Dark (@bigblueice007) December 23, 2013

Just arrived at the airport. I'm excited to get groped by TSA. I haven't had any action in a while.

— ☹ spoopy bae ☹ (@zombicurious) December 23, 2013