As Twitchy reported, singer Chris Brown was arrested and put in jail this morning on a felony assault charge. Brown’s victim was male, which as Fox News’ Andy Levy notes, is preferable to beating up women.
But why stop there? Perhaps the R&B star can progress one step further:
Assulting himself would be an even bigger step RT “@andylevy: chris brown assaulted a man, which i guess for him qualifies as progress”
— Ethan A. Calvin (@Ethan__Calvin) October 27, 2013