It’s a day of the week that ends in “day.” So, naturally, it’s time for another anti-Tea Party Twitter meltdown from ultra-liberal recording artist Cher:
WORDS FORETELL,This surprises even ME ! SEEMS Major Countries,(who Have ALWAYS USED $$ AS SAFE CURRENCY !) R OVER US, & LOOKING ELSEWHERE !
— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
GET your minds out of ur iPhones,PadsComputers,Grand-theft auto,Gap,Twitter,Instagram,fb ETC & READ REAL NEWS,FROM ENGLAND, CANADA,GERMANY!
— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
And who better to tell us to get our heads out of video games and social media than a singer of pop songs?
I Dont give a FK What ppl think about this info.ITS TRUE & will have Catastrophic effects on YOUR DAILY LIVES ! Other countries r HAPPY 2
— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
Kick our arrogant ass 2the Curb ! Our country has ALWAYS been the SAFEST Place,2 Invest,&Stash Cash,UNTIL NOW! MY CONTEMPT OF TEA PARTY IS
— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
NO SECRET,but when the economy falters & possibly stumbles & falls ! LOOK TOWARDS THESE CRAZY EXTREMIST MFKS! PUT FIDDLES IN THEIR HANDS….
— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
BECAUSE PPL…..THE USA IS BURNING! WORLD ECONOMIES R CALLING THE TREND TO DROP $$ “DE-AMERICANIZING !”THIS WILL “FUTHER DROP”THE VALUE OF $.
— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
Don’t b lead down the road like lambs 2 the Slaughter ! Find out Who UR Congressman,Senator is & jam their lines with demands 2 FIX THIS.
— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
Watching other countries gleefully discuss Plans 2 rid themselves of $$, because they“NO LONGER WANT ALL THEIR EGGS IN ONE BASKET” is?
— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
Next, Cher drops the b-word on former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, which makes perfect sense because … Cher.
.@MichaelaJevne R-WING Bitch, Couldn’t Name 1MAG.OR
NEWSPAPER SHE READ,&THINKS FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE IS C’ing RUSSIA FROM HER BACKDOOR— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
And, back to her rant…
.@mamateal57 Sad Part!I can afford 2ride out the mess,we R about 2b Forced in2.Im trying 2 warn U, & You’re Telling Me 2 take a FKNG NAP?
— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
Ok I’m Through!Not Through Fearing 4 Amer.PPL,or Hating Extremist Egomaniacal Politicians,Who PLAY W/THE FATE OF USA as a Fkng EXPERIMENT?
— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
Of course, she wasn’t really through:
FYI,MOST OF THEM SUCK,but
T-HADIST PARTY SENATE & CONG.ANARCHISTS..?..GOT 2HAND IT 2THEM,
NEVER HAVE SO FEW..DONE SO MUCH HARM..2 SO MANY?— Cher (@cher) October 16, 2013
Well, it’s nice she was able to find something positive to say about Tea Partyers.
In any case, currency traders seem oblivious to the cataclysm that’s about to occur:
It’s not too late to buy dollar puts!
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
