Baby boy born on DC subway platform

L'Enfant update: It's a boy! More to come. #WMATA

— Metro Transit Police (@MetroTransitPD) August 1, 2013

Humblebrag “@MetroTransitPD: A baby was just delivered ON THE PLATFORM at L'Enfant Plaza. MTPD on scene.”

— Matt Henry (@CoachMattHenry) August 1, 2013

so you can't eat on the DC metro, but you can give birth? that's not fair at all. #trolling https://t.co/so43tqCqfK

— Chris Moody (@moody) August 1, 2013

Did you charge it a fare? MT: @MetroTransitPD: A baby was just delivered ON THE PLATFORM at L'Enfant Plaza.

— Jeffrey Young (@JeffYoung) August 1, 2013

Poor kid. Born without exit fare. MT @MetroTransitPD: A baby was just delivered ON THE PLATFORM at L'Enfant Plaza. MTPD on scene.

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) August 1, 2013

My hope is that the baby born at L'Enfant Plaza gets a name that has an N in it that no one ever pronounces. #lefant #wmata

— JDLand (@JDLand) August 1, 2013

Baby born on platform at L'Enfant Plaza metro. First living act was climbing up a broken escalator.

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) August 1, 2013

Surprised it wasn't delayed. #easyjoke RT @postlocal A baby was just delivered at L'Enfant Plaza station. http://t.co/kQg6qFuJER #metrobaby

— Becca H (@BeccaH_JR) August 1, 2013

You think your commute was labor intensive today? Not as much as this woman. http://t.co/fhBeXXmBAs #Gross

— John Hudak (@JohnJHudak) August 1, 2013

Damn I would've rather had my baby at Metro Center before Lefant ????Ⓜ

— . (@Lacostefeign) August 1, 2013

If the Metro baby breastfeeds in the L'Enfant Plaza station, does it get fined for eating? So many questions.

— Jeffrey Young (@JeffYoung) August 1, 2013