‘The 4th of July is when people who hate America pretend to be patriotic. I’m one of those people’

i'm going to pretend to be patriotic like the rest of you so I'm not the odd one out

— orenda. (@flyassaiko) July 4, 2013

Time for everyone to jerk off their patriotism.

— Dylan Gray (@DylanTheGray) July 4, 2013

I can't wait to see everyone pretend to be patriotic tomorrow…

— Kree (@Omgitskree) July 4, 2013

Fourth of July, when highschoolers get drunk in the name of America and pretend to be patriotic

— riley cooter (@RileyFBabyyy) July 4, 2013

Hope everyone is ready to pretend to be patriotic tomorrow

— Big Daddy B (@B_Dorsch) July 3, 2013

Happy Pretend to be Patriotic as an Excuse to get Black-Out Drunk Day!

— Tony Creatura (@TonyCreatura) July 4, 2013

Happy fourth of July I hate America and will judge everyone who becomes a patriot for a day

— Jesse (@JKanezz) July 4, 2013

i hate america

— . (@ThatDeadBoy) July 4, 2013

I hate america yet i live here o

— kate (@mintharrychip) July 4, 2013

I hate America

— :::J::::O::::N::::: (@jonbuggg) July 4, 2013

I hate America.

— Heather Leffel (@furrilicious) July 4, 2013

Happy fourth of I hate America

— junglejim4322 (@fagstinee) July 4, 2013

I hate America.

— april ✩ (@aprilmarinaa) July 4, 2013

I hate America, I hope I get deported today. #DailyTweet

— Milly (@MaxaVeLLi) July 4, 2013