Want to ask out the deranged girl or guy wearing an Alex Jones t-shirt, but not quite sure what to say?
Um. Infowars has a dating site: http://t.co/FyxjKRYLNB
— Michelle Fields (@MichelleFields) April 25, 2013
Every match is a conspiracy. RT @MichelleFields: Um. Infowars has a dating site: http://t.co/0KQDHXTJcq
— Dr. Schadenfreude (@PoliticsOfFear) April 25, 2013
Try out one of these pick-up lines and you’re sure to succeed:
#InfoWarsPickupLines We're on the same wavelength. I bet we hear the same voices in our fillings.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) April 26, 2013
Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? It's on a disposable, non traceable cell, right? #InfoWarsPickupLines
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) April 26, 2013
Baby, you so hot you block the mind-control drugs in the chemtrails #InfoWarsPickUpLines
— Weasel Zippers (@weaselzippers) April 26, 2013
#InfoWarsPickUpLines The voices in my head agree you look like a nice girl…. Well, most of them
— El KaBong (@SideshowJon36) April 26, 2013
#InfoWarsPickupLines Can I be your inside job?
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) April 26, 2013
C'mon baby, light my fire…even though it can't melt steel. #InfoWarsPickupLines
— pigwithwings (@pigwithwings) April 26, 2013
https://twitter.com/jeffemanuel/status/327596118823288832
You. Me. My fallout shelter. #InfoWarsPickupLines
— Clay Ranck (@clayranck) April 26, 2013
#InfoWarsPickupLines Baby, I wanna rock you like the Phone Company rocked JFK at Dallas.
— Everyone's Famous (@AceofSpadesHQ) April 26, 2013
Hey baby. Lets go make chemtrails together. #InfoWarsPickupLines
— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) April 26, 2013
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
