For Republicans, coming of age means graduating from high school, getting a job, getting married, or perhaps starting a business.
For Democrats, it means relieving oneself on a Romney/Ryan yard sign or bumper sticker.
Just pissed on a Romney sign.
— Dusty Evans (@dangdusty) November 3, 2012
I pissed on a Mitt Romney sign today
— india janae (@Girl_indyyy) November 2, 2012
Someone put a Romney sign in my front yard. I let Riley out and he pissed on it. Then I thought "I kinda have to pee too"…
— BDC (@BDCinBoulder) October 30, 2012
— Troy Browning (@Troy_Browning) November 2, 2012
just pissed on a romney bumper sticker that that BITCH…… its kinda cold tho o_O lol
Just peed on a Mitt Romney bumper sticker at the ucla tailgate. Felt right
— Jesse Spears (@jessespears) November 4, 2012
Others let their dogs do the deed on their behalf:
My dog peed on a Mitt Romney yard sign this afternoon while on a walk
— Kami Nazem (@kami2n) November 2, 2012
Today Oliver peed on a Mitt Romney for president sign and I couldn't be prouder.
— Alle Connell (@helloalle) November 4, 2012
Glad I have a political dog! He peed on a Romney-Ryan yard sign on his walk!! 🙂 Attaboy Debo! never gonna strap u on a car roof #obama
— Rosa Drake-Tate (@redtate71) October 29, 2012
My dog peed on a Romney/Ryan sign. I'm still laughing.
— ✨Anna✨ (@GingerAnnaerz) November 3, 2012
My dog just peed on a Romney/Ryan sign…
— Shorty Spice (@jpreston4thewin) October 31, 2012
Think my dog just voted .. ..he pissed on a Romney yard sign .. Dogs for obama
— alec j rosen (@alecjr) October 29, 2012
My dog peed on a Romney sign and I mean I don't wanna get involved in politics but tbh I just think she hates Mormons
— angel baby (@jessikittyy) October 30, 2012
— Crystal Hacker (@haxington) October 31, 2012
I was walking my dog and he took a dump on a Romney sign #gooddog
— Sean Beachnau (@SeanyBeachNow) November 2, 2012
Just saw a dog shit on a Romney sign that's what I'm talkin about
— bexual healing (@bexual_healing) November 1, 2012
Oddly, we weren’t able to find many tweets about dogs that peed or defecated on Obama signs.
— Rosie ♡ (@Leah_Rosie) November 2, 2012
My dog legit peed on an Obama/Biden2012 yard sign during our walk today. He know's what's up. #nobama
— The Dark Patriot (@casiichandler) November 2, 2012
Exit question: Are most dogs Democrats?