Reading Rihanna’s Twitter feed is always a bit disorienting. As best as we can tell, it appears the pop star went on a boating outing last night and, as a result, suffered from motion sickness.

If we were sea sick, we would request a scopolamine patch. Rihanna, on the other hand, hoped to receive a “bl#n+.”

Twitchy’s editors aren’t familiar with that particular treatment, but whatever it is we hope Rihanna got what she needed and is feeling better.