Reading Rihanna’s Twitter feed is always a bit disorienting. As best as we can tell, it appears the pop star went on a boating outing last night and, as a result, suffered from motion sickness.
This boat is legit catching air on 8-10 foot waves right now! #phuckyoammusementpark
— Rihanna (@rihanna) July 21, 2012
These waves doin de dog!!!!! This is so phuckin rad
— Rihanna (@rihanna) July 21, 2012
#seasick oh cunt! I might need a bl#n+
— Rihanna (@rihanna) July 21, 2012
If we were sea sick, we would request a scopolamine patch. Rihanna, on the other hand, hoped to receive a “bl#n+.”
Twitchy’s editors aren’t familiar with that particular treatment, but whatever it is we hope Rihanna got what she needed and is feeling better.