As Twitch reported earlier today, Fred Willard pulled a Pee Wee Herman and was arrested for Travolta-massaging himself in an adult movie theater. PBS execs, being the consistent, intolerant Leftist prudes they are, have reportedly fired Fred Willard. It is being suggested that PBS change its official name to Porn Banning Service.
As you might expect, Twitter had much to say about all this.
This one wins for its Boogie Nights reference:
The most tragic thing about the Fred Willard incident is the continuing trend towards digital projection and the abandonment of 35mm film.
— Pat Healy (@Pat_Healy) July 20, 2012
This one wins for its general giggleworthy obviousness:
I just read that Fred Willard is in preproduction for a movie entitled "The Yank". Perhaps he was simply doing his research, first-hand…
— A Jen, Duh (@hipchkk) July 19, 2012
This one simply wins:
"No." – Me, if Fred Willard ever asks if I want some popcorn
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) July 19, 2012