Dude. “Can’t make this up” is right.

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How … appropriate. And apparently collecting signatures for Eliot Spitzer is nice work if you can get it!

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Here’s something else you couldn’t make up:

Anthony Weiner’s “artifacts of sexuality” are indeed part of an exhibit at the Museum of Sex.

Stay classy, New York!