Hey, look, it’s another “unexpectedly” crappy jobs report from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. How bad is it?

That’s some recovery!

http://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/statuses/320155524601638912

Like a record, baby!

http://twitter.com/lachlan/statuses/320153924671778816

Out: Recovery summer. In: Sequester spring!

Never mind that even if the sequester was to blame, it’s Obama’s sequester. Spin! Spin until you’re dizzy!

http://twitter.com/viewofadam/statuses/320152170391535616

Sequester, eh?

https://twitter.com/lybr3/status/320161175629357057

Update:

The White House is blaming sequestration too.