Many victims of Hurricane Sandy still have no electricity and are unable to find food, clean water and fuel to power generators and heat their homes. Others have no homes to go back to at all.

But never mind all that. It’s time to prioritize. Won’t somebody think of Geraldo Rivera’s fish?

https://twitter.com/judewill/status/264715391748698112

http://twitter.com/JammieWF/statuses/264718526173024257

https://twitter.com/the_zarf/status/264714237484605441

https://twitter.com/YankInGeorgia/status/264715706732531712

Here’s a tip, jackass:

Update:

Since you were all on the edge of your seats wondering about Geraldo’s poor fish, he decided to tweet a douchey update: