That can’t be. Not according to author Stephen King.

Whoa. Imagine if we had an agency — perhaps a “bureau” — that focused on alcohol, tobacco and firearms regulations. Mr. King, you’re blowing our minds!

Oh, he knows. Last year, King published a sanctimonious 8,000 word essay calling for more gun control measures. At least the gun-grabbing gunslinger got the character count down this time.

And hey, he even kind of managed to get in a plug for one of his books. Or a typo. One of those.


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