This week, President Orator told us that if GOP ideas were a food, they’d be a “stinkburger” or “meanwich.” But according to some kids, those look a lot more like items on their school lunch trays.

Many students fled the school lunch lines after Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign brought misery (and miniature portions) to lunchrooms around the country. Others weren’t so lucky.

But “crusty ass broccoli” sounds so appetizing. Perhaps it could be paired with … this?

FLOTUS isn’t winning the mom stamp of approval either:


Hungry kids rebel against #MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu

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