Shh. The debate is ovah! There are “7 million” Obamacare enrollments and President “I Won” and his lapdogs don’t want to hear about any of this:

Indeed:

What is this “reality” you speak of? Who needs reality when you’ve got a handy #ACAEnrollmentCalculator? A behind-the-scenes look at liberal math:

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Hackery! Politico lapdog Glenn Thrush’s joke attempt ‘perfectly describes media and Obamacare’