It’s not the size of the package. It’s how you … oh, never mind. Your shipment of fail:

It’s, uh, the thought that counts? Maybe not. So close, yet so far:

https://twitter.com/beckyisawrecky/status/367065772821979136

This calls for a cuteness chaser.

Related:

‘About to go postal’: Is this the most infuriatingly absurd thing the USPS does to customers? [pics]