You had one job, USPS.

It’s bad enough when the U.S. Postal Service screws up your delivery. But sending a “we care” message along with a damaged package? At that point the USPS might as well smear your package with …

Never touch the brown stuff!

https://twitter.com/jenanniganz/status/422106625819021314

https://twitter.com/LaurenBolek/status/311936939706167296

Poor Blanche.