In keeping with the topic of this post, we’ll keep our commentary short: Internet, kindly stop making us think about D.C. sex lives.
Sorry, D.C. fellas. Studies show!
https://twitter.com/mattshaw369/status/436853229544960000
https://twitter.com/hymnforrachel/status/436855395240660993
https://twitter.com/hymnforrachel/status/436858501567369217
Shots fired? Yes. In just over two minutes if you’re in D.C.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.
