'Shameful DC fellas': Is this the best 'reason to get out of DC'?

In keeping with the topic of this post, we’ll keep our commentary short: Internet, kindly stop making us think about D.C. sex lives.

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/436852950606954497

Sorry, D.C. fellas. Studies show!

Dude. Another reason to get out of DC RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: STUDY: Average length of intercourse in D.C. is 2 minutes http://t.co/WpW6aHZvN2

— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) February 21, 2014

https://twitter.com/mattshaw369/status/436853229544960000

.@DRUDGE_REPORT Bull&@$%. They haven't stopped screwing us for years.

— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) February 21, 2014

https://twitter.com/hymnforrachel/status/436855395240660993

@hymnforrachel @ollieblog @m4ddy @DRUDGE_REPORT To be fair, maybe it isn't worth longer?

— Hank (@The_Real_Hank_) February 21, 2014

https://twitter.com/hymnforrachel/status/436858501567369217

@hymnforrachel @ollieblog @m4ddy @DRUDGE_REPORT #shotsfired!

— Hank (@The_Real_Hank_) February 21, 2014

Shots fired? Yes. In just over two minutes if you’re in D.C.

Not worth getting nekkid for RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: STUDY: Average length of intercourse in D.C. is 2 minutes, 8 seconds http://t.co/n03iVU2qc0

— Queen ?? WuTang Virus ???????????? (@LaReinaCreole) February 21, 2014

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.