We’ve really been enjoying not watching the media coverage of Bill Maher’s Valentine’s Day breakup with MSNBC. But thanks to radio host Larry Elder, we have a good reason to get caught up.

“MSNBC-YA,” Maher sobbed into his damp pillow before friend-zoning the progressive cable network.

Look at yourself. You’re turning into Fox News. Bridgegate has become your Benghazi, and this isn’t easy to say, but you and I are no longer on the same news cycle. Sure, you read me the results of a recent Gallup poll, but you never really ask me how I’m feeling. It’s not you, it’s… Chris Christie.

You’ve stopped leaning forward. Look, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little lanes of traffic don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. You’re a young news channel. You’ll meet other viewers. It’s for the best. You can focus on your career. And we can still be friends. We’ll always have Obamacare.

Of course, MSNBC is still dishing up plenty of “progressive slop” for slop-lapping progressives like Pig Maher. Elder for the win:

Ding, ding, ding!


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