“Best sign.” If by “best sign,” you mean bahahahaha.

It’s official: It is no longer possible to parody femme-a-gogues. Last month we were told “PIV” is always rape. And this month, we learned, “It’s uterUS, not uterTHEM.”

Quite the convincing argument!

All you need to know: That sign is fully endorsed by NARAL Pro-Choice North Carolina.

More ridiculousness reportedly from the “Moral” March that took place in North Carolina on Saturday:

Oh, come on. Leave the dogs out of it, freaks.

https://twitter.com/heyrubino/status/432168925649195008

Changing hearts and minds one sign at a time?

(Hat tip: Holly Fisher)

Related:

‘Can’t make this up’! NC NAACP tells voter ID protesters to bring photo ID to Moral March [pics]