First, go Team USA! Second, go Team USA sweaters. Go far, far away.

The Cosby rerun knock-offs described as outfits that look like “freedom barfed all over” them were sadly not a joke. The Ralph Lauren-designed sweaters have made their debut at the Sochi Winter Olympics.

Maybe they’ll grow on us?

Let’s pretend Team USA’s sweaters are better than Andorra’s. For America.