New “justice for Trayvon Martin”? Same as the old.
While no contract has been confirmed, a spokesman for DMX says the rapper reportedly promises to “beat [George Zimmerman’s] ass” and urinate in his face in a three-round pay-per-view boxing match next month. Sigh. Society is doomed.
And never mind that a jury found Zimmerman not guilty in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin. Nothing short of death will satisfy this crowd.
Of course, they’re all totally joking. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
Stay tuned for freak-outs, excuses and the always-popular tweet deletion option.