New “justice for Trayvon Martin”? Same as the old.

While no contract has been confirmed, a spokesman for DMX says the rapper reportedly promises to “beat [George Zimmerman’s] ass” and urinate in his face in a three-round pay-per-view boxing match next month. Sigh. Society is doomed.

And never mind that a jury found Zimmerman not guilty in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin. Nothing short of death will satisfy this crowd.

https://twitter.com/KlngSosa/status/431435139961196544

Of course, they’re all totally joking. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

Stay tuned for freak-outs, excuses and the always-popular tweet deletion option.

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