You can sit on the toilet, but no sprinkling while you’re tinkling and … no praying to the porcelain god?

Canadian Snowboarder Sebastien Toutant shared that pic of bathroom rules at the Sochi Winter Olympics and it’s been racking up the retweets ever since.

While the Internet was most intrigued by the “no fishing” directive, it’s the sixth panel that still has people scratching their heads.

The possibilities are endless!

We’re going with “no using a big-ass syringe to shoot up while hover-contorting.”

Sigh. Someone’s always gotta come along and spoil the fun:

But why is he sitting like that?

Exit question:


‘Dangerous face water’: Journos in Sochi live-tweet hilarious and freaky ‘amenities’ [pics]