Read it and weep … with tears of laughter.

CVS’ announcement that it plans to stop selling cigarettes is the “best news” Mika Brzezinski of “Morning Joe” has heard in “years.” Years!

Dude. Years!

And yes, it really happened:


Oops! This random dude may be hardest hit by CVS’ cigarette announcement

CVS to stop selling cigarettes alongside ‘60 feet of candy shelves’; Obama waves health pom-poms