Fashion forward! Wardrobe must-haves to survive the SOTU address [pics]

The Evolution of my 'State of the Union' attire! #SOTU @newschannelnine pic.twitter.com/diw6J52pZd

— Chad Henderson (@ChadHenderson) January 28, 2014

Wearing my boots tomorrow because I have no idea how high the bullshit is going to be after the State of the Union speech

— Nat Shupe (@NatShupe) January 28, 2014

#WhatILearnedToday I'm thinking of wearing my straight jacket DURING the SOTU #alwaysplanahead

— BigDadio (@BigDadios) January 27, 2014

SOTU tonight!! Waders? Check!, Snorkel? Check!, Deep sea (sewer) diving apparatus! Check! http://t.co/xt2ulyQNfS #tcot #sotu #LNYHBT

— Jeannie-ology (@jeanniology) January 28, 2014

People should wear the Daft Punk helmets to the State of the Union. Anything to block out Obama's bull…

— Young Conservatives (@YoungCons) January 27, 2014

Preparing for all the BS from Obama's SOTU? MT @DanaPerino Never in my life would I have put boots on a dog. But pic.twitter.com/EINNsvh5Zi

— Real Surly Mike (@mikeydog) January 24, 2014

As a precaution, @BarackObama will wear fire-proof pants to the #SOTU

— Cincinnatus Chili (@cincinchili) January 26, 2014

Joe Wilson, a good T-Shirt choice for #SOTU would be "I told you".

— Church (@Church_On_F1) January 27, 2014