Aww. So close, yet so far.

Over the weekend, Hoboken, New Jersey, Mayor Dawn Zimmer told MSNBC that Gov. Chris Christie’s administration held Sandy relief funds hostage to pressure her to approve a redevelopment deal. Her proof? In May 2013 she says she documented what a big ol’ meany Christie is … in her handwritten diary.

What respectable diary doesn’t have a lock and lovingly scrawled hearts, stars and unicorns?

Zimmer’s diary could mean a major life development for “Crossfire” co-host S.E. Cupp.

Actress Stacey Dash found Cupp’s tweet retweet-worthy.

But Cupp may have thrown down some fightin’ words in that tweet.

Uh oh.

As for Mayor Zimmer, we’ll just leave this August 2013 flashback right here:

Hey, a public tweet is no diary.