Our headline didn’t have enough space for all the HAs, so here are a few more:

Put down your drink or prepare to do a spit-take: Media Matters has declared victory in its effort to discredit Fox News. Victory! We can’t breathe!

“The war on Fox is over,” said Media Matters Executive Vice President Angelo Carusone. “And it’s not just that it’s over, but it was very successful. To a large extent, we won.”

That rivals the Obamacare definition of “successful.”

Twitter at your service!

https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/411494803155582977

Congrats, MMFA! May the victories continue.

Bam!