Surprise! It’s the Obamacare marketplace debacle the incurious media aren’t investigating: As the newly uninsured seek assistance with insurance sign-ups, HealthCare.gov chat reps are as horrendous as ever. Customer service, Obama-style.

When the Obamacare online marketplace kicked off in October, Twitchy told you about several funny (but disturbing) adventures with HealthCare.gov chat reps. While one rep appeared to cheer Andrew Breitbart in a live-chat session, there was little sign of intelligent life when an O-care chat-bot urged one person, “Don’t run with sissors.” [sic] Another highly-trained chat rep encouraged a customer to try again during “off peek” [sic] hours. And another blamed “poor Internet signals” for Obamacare website woes.

You have to chat it to find out what’s in it. The answer, apparently, is still a big ol’ 1-800-F1UCK-YO:

https://twitter.com/kevin1984/status/410609396012429313

https://twitter.com/TheRobertBarry/status/410060917150203904

And before the Left shrieks the predictable talking point, no, it’s not just opponents of Obamacare running into trouble:

Hey, HealthCare.gov, this guy may be looking for a job: